Turns out the world isn’t her oyster.
An Atlanta woman was ridiculed online after posting a TikTok of her downing 48 oysters — with audible slurping and all — followed by a crab cake and red potato entrée while on a date with a man.
The fella supposedly had but one drink — as it was his impression that no food would be ordered — only to see her shellfish-ly down dish after dish.
He reportedly excused himself to use the restroom before the meal’s end and then just left the rendezvous — allegedly leaving her with a $184 tab.
“Why the f–k [he] say he was going to the bathroom and never come back? I’m like, hold on. It’s been 10, 20, 30 minutes,” @equanaaa, also known as EquanaB, griped to her followers in a post-date recap viewed more than 2 million times.
“When the fourth [plate] came out, he was looking at me crazy. I didn’t give a f–k … I had to. It was so good.”
The incident in question happened at Fontaine’s Oyster House — and staff were admittedly flabbergasted at how she downed so much of nature’s aphrodisiac.
“I will say, it had been a minute since I had a single female eat that many,” general manager Kelcey Flanagan told Rolling Stone. “But then, you know, she was eating crackers and things like that. But yeah, she put it away. It’s pretty impressive.”
Then again, it apparently wasn’t all that unusual.
“This is nothing new for us,” said Flanagan, who said that EquanaB was actually “real pleasant” and confirmed that the incident was not staged. “It was just quite funny.”
In the viral video, EquanaB also showed screenshots that she claimed were texts between her and the man as she whined that he wouldn’t cover the meal.
“I offered to take you out for drinks and you ordered all that food,” her date wrote, before offering to cover the cocktails. “I can cashapp the total for the drinks.”
The video of a slurping EquanaB downing the shellfish didn’t win her any friends online either.
“I’m happy he left…sitting across from you prolly was an awful sight,” one person commented on her video.
“You was slurping up them oysters and that man was plotting his escape,” added another.
“Well DAMN mama! The slurping alone would have made me leave,” a third chimed in.
Others further defended the man in the video’s comments, with one user adding, “He literally said can we meet for drinks then you proceeded to slurp down half the ocean.”
