The Machine can’t stop, won’t stop.
Following his summer ‘Fully Loaded Comedy Festival,’ Bert Kreischer is back with on the road with another leg of his ‘Tops Off The World Tour’ this fall and winter.
Along the way, the 50-year-old comic will stop into Rochester, NY’s Blue Cross Arena on Dec. 6, Newark, NJ’s Prudential Center on Friday, Dec. 8 and Albany, NY’s MVP Arena on Sunday, Dec. 10.
And if you want to see Bert rip off his shirt live this year, you won’t have to drop too much coin.
Our team found some seats on the tour going for as low as $31 before fees on Vivid Seats.
However, that price isn’t too much of an outlier.
Most shows have tickets starting anywhere from $40 to $80 before fees.
Need to find out how much seats cost at the show closest to you these next few months?
Keep scrolling, Bert fans.
We’ve got everything you need to know about Bert Kreischer’s ‘Tops Off The World Tour’ below.
All prices listed above are subject to fluctuation.
Bert Kreischer 2023 tour schedule
A complete calendar including all tour dates, venues and links to the cheapest tickets available can be found here:
| Bert Kreischer tour dates | Ticket pices start at |
|---|---|
| Sept. 15 at the Spectrum Center in Charlotte, NC | $63 |
| Sept. 16 at the State Farm Arena in Atlanta, GA | $31 |
| Sept. 17 at the Bon Secours Wellness Arena in Greenville, SC | $43 |
| Sept. 20 at the Ford Center in Evansville, IN | $44 |
| Sept. 21 at the T-Mobile Center in Kansas City, MO | $59 |
| Sept. 22 at the Intrust Bank Arena in Wichita, KS | $53 |
| Sept. 23 at the American Airlines Center in Dallas, TX | $59 |
| Sept. 24 at the Toyota Center in Houston, TX | $54 |
| Sept. 28 at the Save Mart Center in Fresno, CA | $60 |
| Sept. 29 at the SAP Center in San Jose, CA | $58 |
| Sept. 30 at the Honda Center in Anaheim, CA | $37 |
| Oct. 1 at the Pechanga Arena in San Diego, CA | $52 |
| Oct. 4 at the Red Rocks Amphitheatre in Morrison, CO | $69 |
| Oct. 5 at the Gerald Ford Amphitheatre in Vail, CO | $94 |
| Oct. 12 at the Hard Rock Live in Hollywood, FL | $37 |
| Oct. 13 at the Hard Rock Live in Hollywood, FL | $68 |
| Oct. 14 at the Vystar Veterans Memorial Arena in Jacksonville, FL | $47 |
| Oct. 15 at the Mobile Civic Center Arena in Mobile, AL | $54 |
| Oct. 19 at the Abbotsford Centre in Abbotsford, BC, CA | $69 |
| Oct. 20 at the Climate Pledge Arena in Seattle, WA | $50 |
| Oct. 21 at the Moda Center in Portland, OR | $54 |
| Nov. 15 at the Fiserv Forum in Milwaukee, WI | $65 |
| Nov. 16 at the Heritage Bank Center in Cincinnati, OH | $49 |
| Nov. 17 at the Bridgestone Arena in Nashville, TN | $59 |
| Nov. 18 at the Simmons Bank Arena in North Little Rock, AR | $55 |
| Nov. 19 at the Great Southern Bank Arena in Springfield, MO | $50 |
| Nov. 29 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia, PA | $51 |
| Nov. 30 at the Norfolk Scope Arena in Norfolk, VA | $54 |
| Dec. 1 at the Lawrence Joel Veterans Memorial Coliseum in Winston-Salem, NC | $55 |
| Dec. 2 at the EagleBank Arena in Fairfax, VA | $71 |
| Dec. 3 at the Berglund Center in Roanoke, VA | $49 |
| Dec. 6 at the Blue Cross Arena in Rochester, NY | $56 |
| Dec. 7 at the DCU Center in Worcester, MA | $66 |
| Dec. 8 at the Prudential Center in Newark, NJ | $43 |
| Dec. 9 at the Amica Mutual Pavilion in Providence, RI | $82 |
| Dec. 10 at the MVP Arena in Albany, NY | $66 |
(Note: The New York Post confirmed all above prices at the publication time. All prices are in US dollars, subject to fluctuation and include additional fees at checkout.)
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Bert Kreischer podcasts
Kreischer is a busy fellow. In addition to touring and attempting to get down to 230 pounds, he also hosts not one, not two, but three podcasts.
The 50-year-old Florida native is the driving force behind his solo “BertCast.” Now 589 episodes deep at the time of publication, Kreischer cracks wise with big name comics like David Spade, Jo Koy, Tom Papa, Fortune Feimster, Steve O and many more.
He’s also known for his long-running show with fellow comedian Tom Segura “2 Bears, 1 Cave” where the two friends/co-hosts make each other and their guests laugh on a weekly basis. Recent guests include Neal Brennan, Whitney Cummings, Kountry Wayne, Ari Shaffir and Jim Jefferies.
Finally, “The Machine” teams up with Bill Burr on their “Bill Bert Podcast.” Although the podcast has been defunct since June 2021, you can check out their archive which has episodes featuring Doug Stanhope, George Lopez and Nate Bargatze as well as recently deceased comics Bob Saget and Gilbert Gottfried here.
Bert Kreischer comedy specials
Want to brush up on Kreischer’s act before seeing him live?
Here’s where you can stream all of his specials — although truth be told, they don’t compare to seeing his spontaneous, storytelling act live.
Comfortably Dumb (2009) can be partially streamed on Amazon Prime
The Machine (2016) can be streamed on Netflix
Secret Time (2018) can be streamed on Netflix
Hey Big Boy (2020) can be streamed on Netflix
Spoiler: He’s shirtless in three of the four. You have to find out which one he keeps a polo on for yourself.
Bert Kreischer upcoming movie
Say what you will about Kreischer, the man’s life story inspires filmmakers.
Over 20 years since “Van Wilder” hit cineplexes all over North America, a Kreischer tale hit the big screen once again this year.
“The Machine,” released May 26, stars Kreischer alongside Luke Skywalker himself, Mark Hamill.
You can rent the uproarious film here.
Comedians on tour in 2023
Many comedians who typically opt to wear shirts onstage will be on tour this year as well.
Here are just five of our favorite can’t-miss acts that just may be coming to a city near you in the next few months.
• Steve Martin with Martin Short
• Pete Davidson with John Mulaney
Need to see what else is out there? We recommend taking a look at our list of the 51 biggest comedians on tour in 2023 here.