On the cusp of Libra season and her “American Horror Story” debut, Kim Kardashian is scoring.
The most famous middle sister in history is reportedly “hanging out” with hotter-than-the-hinges-of-hell Baltimore Ravens wide receiver Mr. Odell Beckham Jr.
Hanging out and getting it in, we love to see it, Kimberly!
While sources suggest the romance is new-ish, the pair have known each other for years with Kardashian on hand to celebrate OBJ’s thirtieth birthday in November of 2022.
In May 2023, the gossip blog DeuxMoi reported that Kardashian, 42 and Beckham had been spotted consorting and cahooting at ye olde gilded high temple of cufflinks and currency, the Ritz Carlton.
Leave it to a Scorpio like OBJ to maintain the air of mystery for months, a stellar strategy considering Kardashian recently revealed on an episode of Hulu’s “The Kardashians” that she wants to “sneak around a little bit,” in her next relationship.
You picked the right water sign for sneaking, sis.
Beckham recently split with Pisces model, veteran, fitness trainer and uber babe Lauren Wood after four years together. The couple never married but share a son, Zydn, born in February 2022.
Beckham is rumored to have romanced the likes of Kanye West’s ex Amber Rose (which makes KK and OBJ bedmates by proxy), Polyxeni Fefeli, Zendaya, Bella Hadid and even (gasp) Kim’s younger sister Khloe Kardashian. Nothing like keeping it in the fam, fam. This sister history might just serve to thicken the gravy of intrigue come Thanksgiving. Can dig.
True to the cloak-and-dagger nature of his sun sign, there is little substantial evidence nor public commentary to confirm or refute any of Beckham’s alleged affairs.
You picked the right water sign for sneaking around, sis.
Kardashian’s body count, however, is more widely documented. Kardashian was erroneously linked with sun-never-sets Leo Tom Brady this summer, but her last serious relationship was with Scorpio comedian and bearer of BDE Mr. Pete Davidson. Pre-Pete Kardashian was wed to unhinged rapper, fashion tycoon and generally turbulent Gemini Kanye West with whom she shares four children, North, Saint, Chicago and Psalm.
KK and OBJ certainly look the part of secret lovers but what do the stars say about this liaison? Read on to learn more.
A song of sun and shadow
Born October 21, 1980, in the city of angels and insects, Kim Kardashian is a Libra sun with an emo Pisces moon and an indomitable Sagittarius rising. Libra is symbolized by the scales and balances, the only inanimate object in the zodiac. As such, Libras require the influence and activation of others. These are people who define themselves in and through their personal relationships.
Odell Beckham Jr. was born November 5, 1992, in Baton Rouge, La. making our man a power as art Scorpio sun and a dream sailor on the oceans of escape Pisces moon.
Pause for the Freudian facts my friends; Beckham has the SAME EXACT BIRTHDAY AS KRIS JENNER. Let that sink in.
The strange, the secretive and the surefire way to steal a Scorpio’s heart
Beckham’s birth time is not available to plebeians so we will proceed without knowledge of his rising sign/house placements.
In terms of synastry or birth chart comparison, Beckham’s sun in Scorpio is buried in Kardashian’s twelfth house of the subconscious mind, karmic ties, shadows and the unseen. This placement is one of endless intrigue and suggests the sun person (Beckham) will never fully understand the other-worldly qualities of the house person (Kardashian).
A riddle a Scorpio can’t solve and an enigmatic partner whose soul depths they can’t completely plumb/potentially leverage? Kiss of death or sign of true love folks, and two sides of the same coin for Pluto ruled Scorpio.
Add to the black velvet, burner phones and closed curtains that Beckham’s Venus, planet of attachment and aesthetics, wealth and worth is in strong conjunction with Kardashian’s Neptune, planet of creativity and fantasy. This is a real deal dream lover aspect folks, spiritual synergy, artistic reciprocity, deep empathy and other such good. There’s a tendency towards indulgence and enabling with this dynamic but honestly after what our girl has weathered in her past relationships who would begrudge her wild abandon and free-range hope? Not me folks.
Matching moons
This quality of indulgence or escape is heightened by the fact that Beckham and Kardashian have matching Pisces moons. Pisces is ruled by Neptune and those with this placement prefer the gossamer realms of dream and the liminal space of the imagination to brass tax or hard truths. When I picture a pair of Pisces moons together it looks like swimming in the neon sky of a Lisa Frank painting, high AF and holding on to a dolphin’s kaleidoscope dorsal fin or having a full body orgasm in an opium den, same same but different. This pairing may not have a super solid foundation but it has serious potential for transcendence and high stakes raising of higher consciousness. It ain’t all sunshine and moonbeams though, Pisces moons also run the risk of escaping from rather than to the relationship they are forging.
Expand and stabilize
Beckham’s Jupiter, planet of luck and levity falls in Libra, Kardashian’s sun sign, meaning Kim’s essential energy and the experience of loving her will likely serve as a level-up for OBJ in terms of coin and confidence. Further, Odell’s Jupiter in Libra is conjunct Kardashian’s Saturn, planet of limitations and the long game. This aspect suggests Beckham may expand Kardashian’s worldview and illuminate avenues of her life where she feels restricted/is failing to fully express herself. In-kind, Kardashian can show Beckham the beauty of moderation and the freedom that can be found in disciple. The energy here is highly complimentary so long as a healthy balance between vision and execution can be struck. In this scenario, Beckham is an expander and Kardashian is the stabilizer. Like nuclear fission but hotter.
What are the odds?
Kardashian was raised by a grind-or-die Scorpio sun and as a Libra she defines herself by and through her relationships with powerful people and TRUST folks there is none more powerful than Zee Scorpion. Beckham will be sweetly obsessed (Scorpio sun) with Kardashian and view her as a dream-made flesh (Pisces moon). His planetary energy suggests he will admire rather than dismiss, resent or attempt to compete with her success. This is excellent news as Libras like Kardashian have a tendency to play a supporting role in their relationships, satisfied to cut the orange slices and play tambourine even and especially when they are the obvious star. Beckham ain’t asking her to dim her shine or dumb it down, offering permission to be herself that may have been out of reach in her previous relationships. With the two of them playing for the same moon team there’s a lot of karmic connectivity and a shared sense of home. Play ball my babies, wishing you every manner of dark alley sex and unadulterated joy.
Enjoy the ride y’all.
Astrology 101: Your guide to the star
- The 12 zodiac signs
- What are the astrology houses
- Here’s what each planet represents
- Sun, moon and rising signs: Get to know your Big 3
Astrologer Reda Wigle researches and irreverently reports back on planetary configurations and their effect on each zodiac sign. Her horoscopes integrate history, poetry, pop culture and personal experience. She is also an accomplished writer who has profiled a variety of artists and performers, as well as extensively chronicled her experiences while traveling. Among the many intriguing topics she has tackled are cemetery etiquette, her love for dive bars, Cuban Airbnbs, a “girls guide” to strip clubs and the “weirdest” foods available abroad.
